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Gold or Silver?
Mayo, 10, 2012

The United Indecent Pleasures packaging design by the Ruiz + Company study has been selected for the 41st edition of the Laus Graphic Design and Visual Communications Awards in the Gold or Silver category. The results will be announced at the Laus awards ceremony (Laus Nit) on July fifth in Barcelona.

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Mayo, 04, 2012

Erotic Review talks about United Indecent Pleasures:

 

Now that his victory of a second term as Mayor of London seems assured, once again, I feel tempted to reflect on Boris’s erotic credentials. It seems ages since he came to lunch at Erotic Towers. Given his grip on classical Greek and Roman history, might his first job not be to enlighten the Metropolitan Police? The latter, as most of you know by now, caused a bit of mirth among the arts-minded the other day when they demanded that a picture of Leda and the Swan to be removed from the wall of an art gallery thereby, in one fell swoop, trashing their rep as a well-informed (or at least reasonably well-educated) and temperate public body. A few years ago I remember chatting to the affable Inspector Chris Bedwell of the Met’s Obscene Publications Unit (yes, that is his name, so you can stop sniggering now), who struck me not only as urbane and sophisticated, but also someone who probably knew, like Boris, his Greek myths. Which more than can be said for some of the good Inspector’s colleagues at Scotland Yard. I wonder whether he’s still with the Obscene boys, or has moved on. Boris – over to you…

I received news that, despite gloom and doom on Spain’s economic front, the maitre chocolatier, Michel Laline and his team have created something that is set to revive that country’s fortunes. It issues from United Indecent Pleasures of Barcelona (one of my favourite cities and home to the wonderful Venus O\'Hara). My female co-workers are all of a-twitter about their latest product, and are begging me to ask Barcelona for a sample.

 

 

It’s an eight-inch, hand-crafted chocolate cock, weighing 400 grams. That’s not all: this phallus for foodies comes full of a variety of delicious creamy, alcoholic fondants. For chocoloholic girlfriends or gay friends, this could be a very special present. Or it could be an ‘apology gift’ for when you have to, er, stand someone up. It’s reassuringly expensive and beautifully packed in a climate-controlled box, so can be sent anywhere.

Talking of samples, yesterday, when I was rootling around in the east wing library of Erotic Towers, I discovered a dusty, unopened box containing an inflatable sex doll called Banging Bonita. We had been sent this as a sample at least ten years ago but as any fule kno, blow-up-sex-doll years are not like human years. Like dogs, they age much faster, whichever gender they are. Thus by my reckoning Banging Bonita is now around 124 years old, and probably too frail to emerge from her box, so there she stays. But Bonita’s unexpected appearance paid an unexpected dividend. As second choice for Mayor I mysteriously found myself voting for Siobhan Benita.

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Maximus Delectatio Daily Orgasm
Abril, 27, 2012

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Maximus Delectatio Daily Orgasm
Abril, 24, 2012

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XII: Lachapelle + Cute Boys
Abril, 12, 2012

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Production and raw materials
Our product are made in the Chocolat Factory workshop in Barcelona. They are the expert chocolatier brand.The maitre chocolatier of belgian origin Michel Laline and his team, hand-made products with top quality natural ingredients.
www.chocolatfactory.com

Human rights
Chocolat Factory uses cocoa cultivated on a number of plantations where fair trade and education for children are promoted.

Environment protection
United Indecent Pleasures working with technical products and environmentally friendly materials.

Aesthetic sensibility
United indecent Pleasure design has been created for the visual pleasure, being able to manage to produce an ocular orgasm in retinas specially sensitive to the beauty.

Designed by Ruiz+Company.
www.ruizcompany.com

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United Indecent Pleasures is the sole owner of the copyright to all of the material contained within this website. The retransmission, reproduction, or distribution of any content, in part or in full, including photographs, logos, graphic elements, our proprietary product images, names and descriptions, and/or any other text, or visual content from this site for commercial purposes without prior written permission from United Indecent Pleasures, is strictly prohibited. By using the United Indecent Pleasures confections website you agree to all terms and conditions detailed therein.



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United Indecent Pleasures is employed with one of the best companies specialized at the protection packing and controlled temperature.

To guarantee the major safety, rapidity and efficiency, our specialists select the service and company that better adapts to the needs of your shipping information. With your code order, you will receive the information of the messenger company; your tracking locator and the date you will receive your order.

Every order will arrive in a period between 36 and 96 hours, depending on the destination.

If you want to receive your order on Friday or Saturday*, you must place your order before 7pm Wednesday. All the orders we get from Thursday to Sunday will be sent the following Monday.

*Getting your order on a Saturday costs an extra 3€.

Special Orders
Orders for non-EU countries: The diversity of conditions, permits and customs, limit our ability to ship to countries outside the EU. But we don't say no: contact us in findways@unindecent.com and we will study how to bring you our indecent pleasures.

Orders of more than 10 units: Orders for other fillers. Orders in especial dates... For any of these orders or other personal whishes, please send an email to our unmentionable demands expert: god@unindecent.com.


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United Indecent Pleasures
C. Sor Eulalia de Anzizu 11
08034 Barcelona / Spain
ohhh@unindecent.com

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